The thrill of the season: Cocaine Bear review.

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Lady and Gentlemen put on your seatbelts, and prepare for a rollercoaster of hilariousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many kinds of ways. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a fun horror-themed comedy that'll get you laughing, scratching your head and pondering the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style with grace, elegance and a ability to dump his valuable baggage in the most ominous locations. Little did he realize what he was in for, and he'd accidentally create the myth of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!" Now, forget what you think of bears and their diet preferences. The film takes a tough position and suggests that when bears consume cocaine they won't be just partying; they become bloodthirsty creatures! Get over it, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new prince in town. He's he's a bear with a habit of consuming powdered substances. Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police along with the unlucky criminals and innocent citizens who failed to find their way from a plastic bag is sure to keep you stunned. Their collective incompetence truly is an amazing sight. If you're ever having a need for laughter think of how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out a crime without accidentally shooting each other. Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair taken from "Frozen." The two hikers come across the treasures of Colombian delights, and then before you say "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. Who needs to be a Disney princess when you have the snorting, wild bear out in the open? It strikes the right tension between humour and horror in which you can laugh at one point and clutching you popcorn in fear next. Its body count grows faster than you can count the curls of your neck, and you'll end up cheering at every demise with pure excitement. This is as if you're watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper. Let's discuss that epic battle. Imagine this: a waterfall cascading in (blog post) the background, our courageous family of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle that Cocaine Bear. This is an epic fight for long ages that includes the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder bring Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think it's over after all, it's resurrected with a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to the legendary scale. Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. Its editing is as unsteady just like a caffeinated squirrel creating a flurry of anxiety and questioning whether the film reel has been secretly utilized as scratching platform. You needn't be worried, viewers, for the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show even though it appeared that the editor seemed to have a sugar high themselves. This film is a cocktail that combines tension, double-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled as you go home smiling on your face, remember what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Do not feed bears anything, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved. Get your popcorn, buckle up and take a seat in the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will have you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their secrets of partying potential.